For sale: a 2006 Ford Taurus SEL with ''who-knows-how-many'' miles-last owner swore it was 272K, but this car's odometer is basically a mystery novel! This sedan's a time capsule of mid-2000s glory, ready to ferry you, your crew, or your questionable Craigslist finds in style. The V6 engine purrs (or growls, depending on its mood), and the ride's smooth enough to make your commute feel like a low-budget road movie. Interior? It's ''retro comfy'' with enough wear to prove it's lived a full life-think of the upholstery as a canvas of memories. AC blows cold enough to frost your soda, and the stereo still belts out your burned CDs like it's 2006. Power windows and locks work (mostly), and the spacious trunk's ready for groceries or your dreams of becoming a flea market mogul. This Taurus is a survivor, with dings and scratches that scream ''I've got stories!'' Snag it for [insert price], negotiable if you can parallel park without a prayer. Test drives available, but it's more ''let's cruise'' than ''let's cuddle.'' Grab this enigma before it rolls into someone else's legend!